SORRY ABOUT THIS, CHIEF! 
WE ARE IN PROCESS OF A TOTAL UPGRADE OF OUR SERVERS
IN ORDER TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
AND
OUR DEDICATED STAFF (PICTURED) ARE WORKING ON IT NIGHT AND DAY...........

WELL, WHEN THE SURF ISN'T UP, ANYWAY...........

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